Friday, 5 December 2014



I WILL POST IT JUST AS ITS BEEN SENT TO ME.........

Pls hide my id n notify me when posted am in my early 20s a 200 level student I met my bf early dis year n I love him very much after three month in d relationship he ex started calling him telling him he need him back but he refused to go back to her n promised me that he will never go back but after some times his behaviour change towards me cos of tribe stuff he said am not from his place so his mum will not accept me so he removed my friends number from my phone and started calling her n chatting with her till its reach the extent of him asking her out when I saw d chat he had with my friend I was shocked he apologized n I forgave him cos of d love I have for him after some months he asked me to come to his house with the same girl when I got angry he asked me to forget about it that he will also tell d girl not to come later on he called me n I refuse to pick the call he stopped calling me n am worried n disturbed since then av not been able to eat or concentrate pls my fellow sexlifers I need your advice I don't know if I should call him pls help a friend in need pls no insult or I will cry am so emotional sorry for the long writeup n grammatical error.........

"WETIN DO BABA MUNIRU?"....... TRUE OR FALSE

THIS WAS SENT BY ONE ON OUR READERS........


It was a windy and dusty evening. All exciting and rigorous activities of the day drew closely to an end. Traders packed their merchandise, locking their stores, some humming graceful tones. Buyers and visitors hurried along, thoughts of the rush hour hastened the pace of their movements. Friends and customers exchanged farewell remarks to one another as they departed on a lonesome quest to leave the market. Horns blared from the nearby garage, beckoning invite for any who cared to take a ride in their paths. It was rowdy and noisy, many wore warm smiles; the culmination of a blissful trading day, while the unfriendly faces of some told tales of misfortune, and the rest bore a haggard expression of 'tomorrow might be better':  hope of uncertainty.


The setting sun radiated ember light like a blushing virgin after hearing a suitor's thrilling romantic poem. It was a beautiful-scare, but none seemed to care until a sudden bang jeered everyone to a startled shock.  Baba Muniru laid lifeless in his own pool of blood, a fresh gore at the back of his head oozing out blood uncontrollably. Young Muniru sat close to the still body of his father, crying; "Why is daddy not moving again? Mummy will be waiting at home. I am hungry, daddy lets go home." Men and women were seen taking to their heels; running helter-skelter as if possessed by demons; so much pandemonium, the result of a sudden bang from an unknown source.


No one cared to discover what disaster had befallen Baba Muniru, except for little Muniru, wondering what could have happened to his Papa. Head gears and scarves danced about, tossed by the rhythm of the wind, flying shoes and goods were seen higgledy-piggledy all around. Everybody for themselves! Crying children everywhere, unattended to by running parents, the chaotic scene became a living hell as another thunderous bang echoed in the air making the day grow suddenly dark..

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Today is 24th of March, 2006. Its two days since my first obligation as an Akonian. Let me tell you how it started.

'Allah-hu-hakbar', the cacophonous blare from the horn speaker of a nearby mosque jolted me back to consciousness. I found myself on my hostel apartment mattress, dressed as if I was ready for an outing. Still under the dizzy nature, I stole a glance at the wall clock and what I saw jeered me out of bed. My blur sight scanned the room, and my memory jogged back, 'I never remembered returning to this room last night after the Akoni Conference'. I shook my head, slumped into a nearby chair to have a thorough thought of last night escapade. It’s been fourteen hours sleep, and I have missed two lectures for today, poor me!

My head aches and I decided to go have a shower. Taking off my T-shirt revealed a startling shock; my shoulder bears the fresh symbol of an Akoni smeared into my skin. It hurt and burns so much. Now my memory played back to the event of last night. Still pondering while taking off my trouser, reveal another surprise. A note fell from my jean pocket as I pulled. "Mission 101- beneath the last seat on the left roll of lecture hall 002. Check by 6p.m", was the content of the note.
 Arinze walked into the cafeteria like a zombie, all who saw felt he was in dismay. He sat quietly at a corner, buried in deep thoughts of what great bizarre awaits him. Silence fell upon the hall as Moshood a.k.a Macho prance into the scene, most persons began to stumble out in fear, 'Macho don't just walk about at day time, he is either after something, or something is going down', goes the normal saying on everybody's mind as they stared. He walked straight to Arinze, bent over and whispered in his ear. None heard what was said, but the bewildered shock on Arinze's face as Macho tramples away wearing a devilish grin bears the message of doom, 'Arinze don enta gbege with the Shivon', muttered a voice in the hall,
'Chai! Na Akoni number one hitman be dat o'.

The parcel was firmly plastered beneath the seat, and it took a careful moment to neatly get it off. 'Whatever was in this parcel is definitely not going to be fun', I thought as I walked through the live-less hall, making a head way for the exit door. None of my roommates was home yet, and I felt a bit relieved for the first time that day. I switched on my rechargeable lamp ones I manage to unlock the door and firmly shut it behind me afterward.

I sat at our reading table, and poured out the content of the parcel; a gun and a piece of folded note. I scrambled to my feet, my hands locked together on my head, 'I don die!' It took some minutes of deep thoughts to summon courage, I remembered what Macho told me earlier that day, and I picked up the note to read.

"Three bullets in the gun. One for the target, second for your escape, third for you if you are about to get caught. Make it a clean job, no failure allowed.

TARGET- Thunder; rivalry hitman of Da'capons fraternity, killer of our Shivon ten years ago.

LOCATION: Ajanlabe Central Market.

TIME: 6:30p.m (rush hour) tomorrow.

SPECIFICATION: Assassinate Baba Muniru alone." - MACHO (SHIVON)


MOSES OLAROTIMI
@Sheyzznote.
(TALESMEN)

Thursday, 4 December 2014

We alwaysblame our past for our present situation




SO many people blame their single status on the people that they've dated or been in relationships with, rather than sincerely examining the one in the mirror.

Before expecting the people that you encounter to be real with you, make sure that you're being real with yourself about any healing, forgiveness, bitterness, or selfishness that needs to be dealt with, prior to receiving someone to complement you on the journey of love.

You want perfection, have you been perfected.
You want handsome, are you beautiful.
You want nice, are you kind.

Be honest with yourself, can you stay with you if you were to be in a relationship with someone like you? Can you?

Blame Devil for sleeping with your Sister's/Friends husband





Nothing vex me pass when i see most Wives dey complain say deir Sister or Friend dey pregnant for dem husband, Or dem catch deir husband &Sister/ Friend having Sex...
I say ehn, where e even pain me pass na how dem go just dey blame/ curse /cry untop d husband head, forgetting say dem sisters/ Friend sef dey guilty.

This na d main reason why most wives today no dey gree let any of dem sister or Friend visit dem House too much or Atall.. Even if dem go visit, na 24hrs Survelliance watch dem go give d Visit & dem go get limit wey dat Sister/ Friend go stay reach, come GO!,
because anytin fit happen in a back-turn oo..

D wife fit go market or work or Salon; & d Sister/Friend go come dey seduce d Poor Man with her Skimpy short wears! wey dey show her Figure+boobs &Ass wey d Wife own no go sexy reach am..
D husband now, being a MUNTU wey him be, fit begin skemp d Sister/ Friend, come dey lust for him mind for dem.. Na like dis e dey happen o..

So we go say na d Sister/ Friend first create d Attraction, Intention, then Set d Trap wey d Brainless Uncontrolled Husband; fit succumb enter am.. E no go be d devil's handwork wen dem dey enjoy am o, until She (D wife) catch dem, na dere dem go begin blame Devil wey just dey him own JeJe dey drag d Whole Weed wey cloud him territory.. lol!

So i wan ask both d ladies &Men here,
with d way wey dis matter don full ground &our ears,
how una go take handle d Visits of your Wife's Sisters or Lady-Friends?...
E go short or E go Long?
She go dress Modest, or Sexy as she dey around? How?

little Advice for girls that thinks 'a man that spends for you is a maga



A man loves you, buys everything for you... he's seeing you through school but you turn around and laugh him behind his back with your friends calling him a "mugu" "maga" or a "fool"

The real fool is you... you're a fool for trying to fool a fool. Some of you are so ungrateful... tell me how on earth are you going to find a good man when you're are busy taking the good men for a fool?

When someone loves you, he's going to try his best to make sure you're doing fine but if you take him as a fool just because he's caring too much for you then I hope you meet someone who does the opposite...

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Photos: D'banj steps out for a meeting looking fresh



D'banj stepped out for a meeting this morning looking fresh - double watch, gold chain encrusted with diamonds and white caftan by designer Jeremiah Ogbodo. See the full look after the cut...


Brand expert, Kenny Badmus, shares his amazing story of living with HIV in the last 15 years


To mark World AIDS Day which is today, December 1st, Nigerian brand expert & founder of Orange Academy, Kenny Badmus, took to his Facebook page to share his inspiring story of living successfully with HIV for the last 15 years. Find his story below...
Today, Monday December 1st, is World AIDS day, and I'm celebrating my resolve to live with this damn virus all these many years without letting it define who I am. Every journey I take, every picture of me you see, and every new challenge I take on are all huge reminders that I must never stop living my best life. So, I decided to share my journey with you today. Honestly, I don’t know what exactly you are dealing with but I’m writing you this to hold tight to your dream. Here's a quick sketch of my journey from the first day I tested positive, 15 years ago. My upcoming book tells the full story















1999. After three years of different pains and minor illnesses, I was encouraged by my best friend and Professor Soyinka, an HIV specialist, to go get tested so I could face my fear. I had just resumed work as a Copywriter at McCann. I’d rather not know. I was working on Coca Cola, and I would rather live in the joy of that dream. It was that point when you assured yourself this was only a lie from the pit of hell. I had not been a ‘bad boy,’ I would assure myself.
1999. I tested, and it came back positive. I blamed everyone but myself. I wanted to end my life immediately. Trust me, I did try a few things. Then I called on God. I told God to change the status because it didn't look good on him. I sang. I fasted. I gave offerings. Prophet offerings. I died several times, but I didn't die. I was always back to myself. I came up with a few pseudo coping skills, but I was always depressed. The picture of HIV back then was very gory, and I was wasting away.
2004. I realized I didn't die yet. My flesh had not fallen off. My heart was still beating. I still liked rice and pepper stew. I still had early morning erections - and not just in the early mornings. Shouldn't I be dead by now? I began to question everything I ever knew.
2006. I had a local operation for tonsillitis, and it brought my immune system to level zero. I was infected by everything you could name. But I was so happy that I was going to die finally. Wouldn't it be nice to die just like that? Unfortunately, I did not die. I was bedridden for four months and was forced to live by myself. It was there that my Exodus happened. I realized for the 1st time that the real death is when we refuse to live out our full potential. Death is not a physical thing. It is an emotional thing. When we stop living. When we stop laughing. When we stop learning. When we stop crying. Or feeling. So I couldn't wait to get out of the hospital. There, I started the anti-HIV medication. (Trust me, it doesn't kill as I had feared)

Photos: All the dresses Eku Edewor wore to host the Channel O Awards



Fab TV presenter Eku Edewor wore four outfits to host the Channel O Video Music Awards last weekend. She wore another dress for the black and another one for the after-party, making 6 dresses total. Above are the 4 dresses she wore to host...which is your favorite? See more pics after the cut...

Monday, 1 December 2014

SEE HOW BIG MEN ARE LIVING: Bola Tinubu private Jet


 EATING ALONE DEY KILL SOMEONE OOOO

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RIHANNA PUTS HER NIPPLE ON DISPLAY DURING NYC SHOPPING: PHOTOS




 She went braless in the street of nyc in a clinging black top in very cold city hmmm.
RIRI has turned to something else

WORLD AIDS DAY, REMEMBERANCE

DECEMBER 1, 2014
LETS ALWAYS THINK OF THOSE THAT HAS DIED OF HIV/AIDS.
AND ALSO REMEBER TO PREVENT OURSELF

Dubia for grabs, @60k: Bumper new offer from Vconnect

 
Nigeria’s Largest Local Search Engine, www.vconnect.com this season is currently wiping off memories of many other online shopping sites off users’ minds as it gives out an awesome New Year package to lucky winners.
The deal which is tagged DUBAI for grabs @ N60, 000.00, avails many Nigerians the opportunity of travelling to  Dubai this New Year with a return ticket from Lagos to Dubai for only N60,000.00.
 
Scheduled for only lucky winners, who are at liberty to invite family and friends, VConnect’s thrilling flight will take off on the 26th of December and return 2nd of January, 2015. The amazing offer, according to VConnect Deals spokesperson, Mr. Akinsiku Ayodele, ends 21st December, 2014.  He however urged interested persons:
·          
       To quickly visit the website, www.vconnect.com, click on the DUBAI deal to grab and register their details.
·         Call 07080700700 for more clarifications on the deal and
·         Follow all other details included in the Fine Print on the GRAB it page.   “The more you grab, the more chances to being a lucky winner.” He said.
Lucky winners will be announced on any of these three draw dates: 28th of November, 2014, 5th and 12th of December, 2014 respectively.

LITTLE SOMETHING FOR US TO ENJOY


Have you ever had sex while you were totally drunk? Describe the experience for us if at all you actually remember

What is your candid opinion about drunken sex?

Ladies! Do you like having sex while tipsy or when u are completely sober? Which drink and what quantity does it for you?

Guys! Have you ever drugged a woman's drink so you can lay her? (be honest) what do u think of guys that do such?

#morule

Court orders sale of Erastus Akingbola's Cayman Island properties to recover N164n debt

Ex- Group Managing Director of the defunct Intercontinental Bank Plc, Erastus Akingbola’s properties in Cayman Islands have been frozen by the Grand Court of Cayman Islands in a bid to recover a debt of N164 billion from him. The property is known as 2 Cambridge Court.

This comes after his properties, some flats at 17, 18, 19&20, Embassy Court London, NW 8, London, were sold.

 

Access Bank, which acquired Intercontinental Bank in 2012, had filed a debt recovery action in a London High Court, in respect of the sum said to have been converted and allegedly misappropriated by Erastus Akingbola who was also saddled with the responsibility of paying for the cost incurred by Access Bank while processing the case.

The court in a ruling by Mr Justice Andrew Jones QC, also granted a default judgment in the sum of N238,471,484, 162 and 1.8 million pounds in favour of Access Bank with interest from April 2014 until payment is made.

WOW!!!! See what waist cincher did to Toolz figure.....



Dear Readers: I want to leave my girlfriend because she had sex with me

I TIRE FOR THIS MATTER OOO.......
My girlfriend and I have dated for two years now and for the period we have been together, she has NEVER said no to my sexual advances, as in never. She gives me her body at will and never hesitates. Last Sunday in Church my Pastor while preaching said that a woman who really loves you and would be faithful in marriage would not give you her body at all while you are dating and if at all she gives it to you, it would be after a "battle". Now am having a rethink because even me sef am wondering "why would she not ever say no to giving me her body? Does she respect her body at all or is it blind love? Would she be ever faithful? Is my Pastor right?
Lol. Nothing wey person no go hear. Oya, over to you guys...

SHE WANTS ME TO LEAVE MY CHURCH



Pls hide my id and let me know when u post it. There is this girl that i love so much and she loves me too,bit the issue is that i am member of the white garmen church. That unless i leave the church,she will leave me. I knw she loves me and can not afford to lose and i do too. To the extent that she cries wenever she is complaining about this to me. Pls What do i do?